Sarah Applebaum's Neon Knit Fantasies
Local women's leagues across the nation wish they had someone like Sarah Applebaum to head their weekly stitch n' bitch. Of course while the ladies are busy constructing a nice quilt for Ms. Delacroix's poor disfigured nephew Melvin, Applebaum's crochetting him a hypercolor onezie and balaclava to cover all the boils, plus a cozy bedroom cave where he can hide out when the neighborhood bully inevitably rips off the disguise. That's ok though because instead of a condolence card like all the other gossiping harpies, Ms. Appelbaum sent Melvin a troupe of conjoined yeti's and a giant felt gun to teach that calous heckler the meaning of the word deformed. &nb...Read more