Caption Contest 2 = Be Funnier, Win Shit
As I suspected you're all not only illiterate, but also retarded. Now, holster those self-righteous politically correct pointer fingers, I've got nothing against the mentally challenged. They are not retarded. They make me laugh. You pieces of shit on the other hand, with every conceivable capacity for conscious thought, couldn't make me laugh even once this week. Two comments even evoked facial responses, and they came from people who work for Illiterate for fuck's sake. Seriously, it depresses me, all of your pathetic attempts. If I didn't have Little Anthony to think about, I'd've put myself out of your misery already.
Still it was the first week of the Illiterate Caption Contest, and a few of you came out swinging. Sure at best you struck out worse than a cross-eyed batter with no arms and a limp, but still, I'm inclined towards mild feelings of sympathy for you hapless dimwits. What can I say, Vinny V's got a soft spot for comedic gimps. So instead of giving the CMYK+RGB T-shirt to Little Anthony (you think I'd be caught dead wearing anything but the finest Puma velour), I'm going to give it to one of you in the hopes that you get mugged wearing this ugly rag around town.
Unfortunately after saying that I just realized that it's impossible for me to lower my mental facilities to that of a brain dead chimpanzee to determine which caption sucked a fraction of a grundle hair less than the rest. Thankfully I have a four year old at my disposal. So congratulations Annahell, a preschooler thinks that for about two seconds you're caption (below) was slightly more amusing than using his finger to probe the depths of his many orifices.
"Nobod Knows I'm Farting"
by Annahell
And now, a chance for the rest of of you to redeem yourselves and win this CMYK+RGB T-shirt
The Caption Contest image of this week is:
Don't Fuck Up,
Vinny V.
P.S. Once again if you lack the cognitive insight to use Mozilla Firefox and can't comment, email me your worthless captions at vincenzo.valentine@gmail.com
P.P.S GitcHelen you're one twisted piece of shit.
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VinnyVSeptember 20, 2009
Congratulations GarretS, you're not a total failure. Contact me for details on redeeming your reward. Vincenzo.Valentine@gmail.com
annahellSeptember 18, 2009
...and my Mom said performance art modeling was a dead scene.
annahellSeptember 18, 2009
...and my Mom said performance art modeling was a dead scene.
annahellSeptember 18, 2009
...and my Mom said performance art modeling was a dead scene.
annahellSeptember 18, 2009
...and my Mom said performance art modeling was a dead scene.
annahellSeptember 18, 2009
OMG you guys, remember that time I got Stockholm syndrome?
annahellSeptember 18, 2009
OMG you guys, remember that time I got Stockholm syndrome?
ShaktiSeptember 15, 2009
from my brother: After that the Klan decided on a dress code.
ShaktiSeptember 15, 2009
from my brother: After that the Klan decided on a dress code.
ShaktiSeptember 15, 2009
And with that, Earl became Darwin Award #1127
BailyRoseSeptember 14, 2009
please don't shoot me
GarrettsSeptember 14, 2009
me: Single, very white male looking for a pick-me-up. You: strong roadside worker with a solid grasp.
SimoneSeptember 12, 2009
I'm on my period and have bad hair. Jesus, save me.
SimoneSeptember 12, 2009
I'm on my period and have bad hair. Jesus, save me.
SimoneSeptember 12, 2009
I'm on my period and have bad hair. Jesus, save me.
SimoneSeptember 12, 2009
No Parking, Motherfucker!
fleshSeptember 12, 2009
"So I was thinkin if you weren't busy later..."
YuzoNietoSeptember 12, 2009
"how did i get so goddam white?" said the torso to the forearm. (sorry to post twice but had to correct)
annahellSeptember 12, 2009
I'm honored, insulted, and a little bit grossed out. Thanks!
YuzoNietoSeptember 12, 2009
how did i get so goddam white?
coatjuice1September 12, 2009
the bed bug that bit the vampire