Caption Contest 4
Today is the jewish day of repentance, and though I generally have about as much in common with those shmucks as a meatball sub has in common with a falafel wrap, still, in this particular instance I think you all could take a note from the guilt ridden rabbis. Today I want you all to think long and hard about how much you've trangressed against the English language and my valuable time. Now, Webster's might forgive you for all your butchered words, but you all owe me a fucking vacation from your ignorance.
Please redeem yourselves with this photo.
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VinnyVOctober 7, 2009
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fleshSeptember 30, 2009
up down up down left right left right ab select start
saltmoonSeptember 28, 2009
And remember kids, PBR tastes best when Enlightened!
saltmoonSeptember 28, 2009
Is there an emoticon for OM?
NateJordonSeptember 28, 2009
"Why did you bring strippers when we specifically asked for adolescent boys? You think that guy in The DaVinci code was crazy? Wait till you get a load of me."
ajayd2September 28, 2009
They said I could get reception at this new age hipster monastery!
jeffylubeSeptember 27, 2009
"If I wasn't drinking alone then I wouldn't need to post a tweet about my crimson Snuggie™."