Ryan Riss (Craptical)
Hello my name is...
Ryan Riss
I hale from ...
CA/CO/your mom
and currently reside here in...
WA/your mom
I am well trained in the art(s) of ...
thinking of obscure stuff that's confusing
My quest is...
to be like one of the top mind warriors across the land and compete in the spiritual mind quest olympic world cup of 2011, like conan the barbarian but for the mind, i got a ways to go.
I will not rest until...
i'm dead
It all started when....
i saw my life flash before my eyes
My favorite work of fiction ...
any old cartoon or underground comix
My favorite piece of non fiction...
art and the computer
My biggest fantasy is...
a tropical future- a permanent vacation
and the reality is...
i'm almost there, i can taste it
The most impossible monster I can imagine is...
stay puft marshmallow man
The grandest marvel I can imagine is...
the future
